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welcome to crab fucker's grocery

name:Corey (fuckhead, tako-chan, fatty, the fapper, piss bottle, basketball, etc) from Crab Fucker's

sex: male

age: 32

height: 192cm

hair color: light brown

eye color: black

occupation: grocery store clerk, chronic masturbator

likes: anime, hentai, 3d porn, 2d porn, boobs, aerosol cream

dislikes:using his brain

relationships:

  • boss: thomas the fisherman
  • friends:George Campbell, that guy, JC
  • enemies: pretty much every young woman he's spoken to at his job
the guy who works at crab fucker's grocery in town. has an iq of approximately 63. notably has sold more peas to the members of 444 road street than everyone in town combined. he is a morbidly obese porn addict who spends 99% of his time not at work masturbating at his computer until he passes out. he only eats aerosol cream, and urinates in plastic water bottles so that he doesn't have to get up. if you're a girl, please try to visit the grocery store when he's not working there.

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